Maple Grove Gazette - June 13, 2026

Maple Grove's Only Newspaper of Record—Vol. 1 No. 9—Edited by Mr. Ellison, Town Archivist & Historian

FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK

It has been, by the standards of this publication, a quiet week in Maple Grove—provided one is willing to classify several hundred cans of silly string and an undisclosed tonnage of water balloons as "quiet." The final bell of the school year rang Friday afternoon, and the annual Battle of the Town Square commenced before the buses had fully cleared the lot. The Gazette notes, as it does every June, that this tradition is tolerated with remarkable good humor by the citizenry, most of whom had the sense to watch from a porch. The village maintenance crew turned out in full force by evening and reports the square restored to order, though the brooms involved are said to be considering retirement. Charlene—who, the record should reflect, was asked by no one to patrol the square, supervise the square, or attend the square in any official capacity whatsoever—stationed herself at its exact center for the duration of Friday's hostilities, presumably so that justice might have a witness. Justice instead had a casualty. A direct silly-string strike to the head necessitated an emergency appointment at Marcy's salon, where the matter was resolved at, the Gazette is told, considerable length and volume. The Gazette would offer sympathy, but Charlene has historically preferred being right to being comforted, so we will offer strategy instead: a darker dress next June—or, daringly, slacks—as pale florals have now been field-tested and found to function chiefly as a target. Graduation season, meanwhile, has begun in earnest. The Tobias family reports their party rental business is booked solid every weekend through the beginning of August, and anyone who has watched the Tobias boys work knows why—they have set-up and breakdown refined to a science. Folding chairs vanish before the last slice of cake is served. The Gazette congratulates this year's graduates and their exhausted, proud families.

📜 POLICE BLOTTER

Chief Carter reports zero citations issued in connection with Friday's hostilities. Two formal complaints regarding water balloon fire were received. One was subsequently withdrawn when the complainant was observed to be holding a balloon at the time of filing. The second was dismissed as Chief Carter had previously reminded citizens to steer clear of the square. He informed the second complainant that wet clothing does not constitute destruction of property. He also suggested that the individual filing the complaint wear something other than a white floral dress on the last day of school if she intends to occupy the square when school is dismissed for the summer. Lastly, the Chief reminds residents that the town square fountain is not a reloading station.

📋 COMMUNITY NOTICES

‍ ‍GRADUATES Families wishing to announce graduates in next week's edition may send names to the Gazette. TOBIAS PARTY RENTALS Booked through early August; the boys suggest reserving September dates now. FOUND One can of silly string, unspent, on the library steps. Inquire within.

🏛️ HISTORICAL NOTE

Several readers have inquired as to when, precisely, the last-day-of-school engagement became tradition. The Gazette's archives record the first organized skirmish in June of 1972, when a graduating class—emboldened by sunshine and the end of final examinations—emptied what the local Ben Franklin's (now defunct) later confirmed was its entire seasonal inventory of silly string in under eleven minutes. The instigator's name is preserved in the archives and will not be printed here, per an agreement this newspaper has honored for fifty-four years. He knows who he is.

🔍 Fellow Sleuths Worth Following

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✍️ Behind the Scenes

School's out here too, which means it's officially feet-in-the-kiddie-pool reading season—and my pick for your towel bag this summer is Harvest of Shadows and Dark Brews. Set in the thick of a Maple Grove summer, this is the book where the sunshine gets a shadow. Jenna gets tangled up with the closest thing our little town has ever seen to a cult—and I'm saying no more than that, because watching it unfold is the whole fun. The coffee is strong, the Jeep gets a workout, and Jenna's "Biscuits!" budget runs dangerously low by the final chapters. Same friends, same town square you'd recognize from this very newspaper—just with something moving underneath it.

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— Willow 🌿

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Maple Grove Gazette - June 6, 2026

Maple Grove's Only Newspaper of Record—Vol. 1 No. 8—Edited by Mr. Ellison, Town Archivist & Historian

FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK

This editor is obliged to report that the long stretch of agreeable weather is, by every account he trusts, about to end. The forecasters promise a heat wave by the middle of next week—the genuine article, the kind that wilts the hanging baskets on Main Street and sends the whole town in search of shade and a cold glass of something. Maple Grove is preparing in its usual fashion, which is to say the hardware store is selling sprinklers, the café is selling ice cream, and roughly everyone else is selling opinions on how hot it is actually going to get.

It would be a quiet enough week, were it not for the matter at Belle's antique shop, where a single item in the front window has become, in the space of three days, the most discussed object in town. Charlene has taken the position that the piece is a family heirloom, sold without her knowledge, and has expressed this position by walking back and forth on the sidewalk out front with a hand-lettered sign. Belle maintains, with paperwork, that the item is nothing of the kind. The two accounts do not agree, and the sign, this editor notes, is getting larger.

This editor takes no position on the ownership of antiques, the sincerity of grievances, or the meaning of objects that merely resemble one another. He reports the record. He observes only that the heat is coming, the picketing is outdoors, and these two facts may yet resolve the matter without any help from the rest of us.

📜 POLICE BLOTTER

THE INCIDENT AT THE FARMERS' MARKET

Saturday last—Village Green, Maple Grove

The Maple Grove Police Department responded Saturday to a disturbance at the weekly farmers' market, originating at the booth of Mrs. Keller, purveyor of handmade soaps, lotions, and candles, who had on this occasion brought two of her goats for the enjoyment and education of the town's children.

The enjoyment, this editor is told, was considerable, right up until one of the animals took an interest in a length of scarf worn by Lisa, who had stopped to admire the lavender soaps. A disagreement followed between woman and goat as to the rightful ownership of the scarf, conducted at both ends simultaneously, and what began as a tug-of-war concluded—by the time Officer Wilson arrived—as a general collapse of three neighboring booths, a quantity of soap underfoot, and two goats at large on the Green.

The children, by all reports, were briefly inconsolable. The goats were recovered within the hour, one near the lemonade stand and one beneath the gazebo, the latter located chiefly through the efforts of Biscuit, who is credited with cornering the animal and then sitting down beside it in a spirit of evident goodwill. Mrs. Keller has offered her apologies and a basket of soap to the affected vendors. Lisa, this editor is told, did not see it coming—a remark she has asked the Gazette to print, and which the Gazette prints without comment.

THE MATTER OF THE WINDOW

This week—Belle's antique shop, Main Street

Officer Markle was dispatched Thursday to Belle's antique shop, where Charlene had stationed herself on the public sidewalk in protest of an item displayed in the window, which she holds to be a family heirloom improperly sold. Belle produced a bill of sale, a provenance card, and an account of having purchased the piece, in good faith, from an estate two counties over.

Officer Markle, this editor understands, determined that walking on a public sidewalk with a sign is no crime, that selling a lawfully acquired antique is no crime, and that the department's powers do not extend to settling which of two very similar objects is the real one. He advised both parties to keep the sidewalk clear and the volume reasonable, and departed. The protest continues. The item remains in the window. Belle has, this editor notes, raised the price.

📋 COMMUNITY NOTICES

BREWED AWAKENINGS—A TREAT FOR THE HEAT

Brewed Awakenings on Main Street announces, in advance of next week's forecast, the return of its summer cookie ice cream sandwiches, available in several flavors and assembled to order while supplies and patience last. The proprietor wishes patrons to know that one variety is made with the café's gluten-free cookies, so that no one need stand at the counter doing the sad arithmetic of what they cannot have. The café asks only that customers eat them quickly, "as physics, in this weather, is not on anyone's side."

GORDON'S HARDWARE—SPRINKLER SALE

Gordon's Hardware has announced a sale on sprinklers, hoses, and assorted summer cooling apparatus, timed to the coming heat. Mr. Gordon, who has correctly anticipated every weather-driven run on his inventory since last summer's regrettable business with the hearing protection, advises residents to come early, as he has "seen this movie before and knows how it ends." The Gazette passes the advice along without embellishment.

FIRST METHODIST CHURCH—ICE CREAM SOCIAL, JUNE 17

The congregation of First Methodist warmly invites the whole of Maple Grove to its annual Ice Cream Social on Wednesday, June 17, beginning at 5:00 p.m. on the church lawn. There will be ice cream in generous variety, there will be lemonade, and there will—Pastor Elliot is pleased to confirm—be seating, the folding chairs having been located in good order and well ahead of the event this year. All are welcome. The Gazette understands the heat is expected to have broken by then, though the church advises bringing a fan regardless.

🏛️ HISTORICAL NOTE

This will not be the first summer Maple Grove has had to reckon with. The Gazette's predecessor records a heat wave in the summer of 1936 so severe that the church social, then held indoors in the fellowship hall, was moved at the last hour onto the lawn after a parishioner observed that the hall had become, in her words, "an oven in which we are the social." The lawn has hosted the social ever since. Tradition, the archive reminds us, is often only good sense that survived a bad afternoon.

This editor has also recovered, from the market records of 1962, the minutes of a Vendors' Committee meeting convened after a goat belonging to one of the dairy families "conducted itself in a manner unbecoming" among the produce stalls. The committee resolved that livestock at market should henceforth be "tethered, supervised, and discouraged from opinions." This editor offers the precedent for whatever comfort it may provide, and notes that it does not appear to have been consulted of late.

🔍 Fellow Sleuths Worth Following

One pick this week, fellow sleuths—and it could not be more in tune with the season if it had been planted on purpose. Pour something cold and pull up a chair in the shade.

🌱 Murder She Sowed—Cora Finch

Bonnie Reed signs on for a quiet stretch of farm-sitting—a peaceful place, some opinionated animals, a dog named Ziggy at her side—and instead finds a man face-down in the flowers before her morning coffee has had a chance to do its job. What follows is exactly the kind of mystery I love finding in summer: a small town called Riverbend that smells like lavender and isn't entirely sorry the victim is gone, a tangle of land deals and old grudges, and a heroine with good instincts she keeps pretending not to trust. There are two suspects who both look guilty and neither quite fits—which, in my experience, is when a cozy gets really good.

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✍️ Behind the Scenes

I'm writing this with iced tea that started as hot tea I forgot about—which, honestly, is the most efficient I've been all week. Hotter than Coffee is still on the operating table, and I'm still taking the time to get the bones right rather than rush it back to you half-mended. The title is feeling a little on the nose this week, weather-wise. Stay cool out there, fellow sleuths. I'll be in here with the shades down and the fan on, where the only thing overheating is the plot.

Willow 🌿

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Author, School Board member, and gluten-free baker. I write the Jenna McGregor mysteries from my home in Michigan, fueled by coffee and Peloton PRs.

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Maple Grove Gazette - May 30, 2026

Maple Grove's Only Newspaper of Record — Vol. 1 No. 7—Edited by Mr. Ellison, Town Archivist & Historian

FROM THE EDITOR'S DESK

This editor is pleased to report that spring has, at last, committed. The gardens of Maple Grove are up—some with more conviction than others—and the strawberries have arrived in earnest, which by long local custom means that for the next three weeks roughly half the town will smell faintly of jam and the other half will be waiting to be handed a jar.

It is also, this editor must note, aN election year, and the mayoral race has overtaken both the weather and the strawberries as the chief topic of conversation at the café, the hardware store, THE DINER, and—to the visible discomfort of at least one member of the clergy—the fellowship hall. The town has, with characteristic thoroughness, divided itself into camps. Lawn signs have appeared. Words have been exchanged. A debate was held. The Maple Grove Police Department has been called upon more than once to remind residents that civic disagreement and personal property damage are, in the eyes of the law, two different things.

This editor, as is his long-standing policy in matters of active controversy, takes no position whatsoever. He reports the record. He draws no conclusions. He has, for the duration of the campaign season, stopped attending coffee hour.

📋 COMMUNITY NOTICES

MAYORAL DEBATE — MAPLE GROVE COLLEGE AUDITORIUM

The two candidates for mayor met Thursday evening in the main auditorium of Maple Grove College for the season's first public debate, moderated by Professor Jack Donovan of the college faculty, who is said to have prepared a great many thoughtful questions and managed to ask nearly three of them.

The format called for two-minute responses. This editor is told the format did not survive the opening remarks. Professor Donovan is widely credited with keeping the proceedings civil, a feat he accomplished chiefly by speaking very calmly into a microphone that the candidates could not turn off. Attendance was high. Opinions, by all accounts, were not changed.

FIRST METHODIST CHURCH — A WORD ON FELLOWSHIP

Pastor Elliot wishes the congregation of First Methodist to know that the doors remain open to all—including, this editor quotes, "those who have, this season, found themselves seated rather farther from their usual pew than is customary."

The Gazette understands, without wishing to inflame the matter further, that the congregation has divided along the same lines as the town—Charlene and her circle firmly behind one candidate, and a considerable portion of the remaining membership behind the other. Pastor Elliot has asked that politics be left in the parking lot. He has, this editor is told, asked this four times. Coffee hour continues, for now, under what one attendee described as "a fragile truce and two separate urns."

MAPLE GROVE GARDEN CLUB — A POINT OF ORDER

The Garden Club reminds members that the spring growing season is well underway and offers its usual standing invitation to those uncertain about what, exactly, is coming up in their beds. The reminder follows a report—submitted with what this editor would describe as great delicacy by Mrs. Hanover—that one member appears to be cultivating an entire raised bed of common weeds under the impression that they are salad greens. The member in question maintains that they are heritage greens, that they were planted on purpose, and that Mrs. Hanover should mind her own rows. The Garden Club takes no position. Neither does this editor, though he notes the weeds in the bed are described as "thriving."

🏛️ HISTORICAL NOTE

This is not the first mayoral race to divide the town along the center aisle. In 1971, a contested election split the First Methodist choir so thoroughly that the sopranos and altos sang from opposite ends of the loft for the better part of a year, a period the church bulletin of the era referred to only as "the difficulty." Order was restored, the archive records, not by reconciliation but by the arrival of a new hymnal nobody had strong feelings about.

This editor has also located, in the town fair records of 1984, the minutes of a Preserves & Pickles Committee meeting that ended in a formal protest over a disqualified entry of strawberry jam. The protesting party's letter, preserved in full, contains the line: "A jam that runs is not a jam. It is a sauce, and it knows it." The authorship is unsigned. This editor declines to speculate.

✉️ LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

The Gazette prints letters as received, lightly corrected for spelling, and entirely uncorrected for tone.

To the Editor—

I am told it is my civic duty to choose between two candidates for mayor. I have heard them both speak. I have read their campaign statements. I attended the debate. I would now like to formally decline voting for either.

One of them cannot finish a sentence. The other finishes far too many.

I arrived at the debate with three questions. What is the actual figure budgeted for road maintenance this year, and how much of it is left? Who is responsible, by name, the next time the culvert on Beech Lane backs up—because it will. And what, precisely, does either man intend to do that the last administration did not? Professor Donovan, to his credit, tried to get them there. Neither candidate answered. One of them spent four minutes explaining why the question was a good one.

A person who cannot give a straight answer in a quiet auditorium will not give you one in a crisis. I have no further questions, because I now have my answer.

Vote as you like. I will be watching what gets done, not what gets said.

— Mildred

This editor offers Mildred's correspondence without comment, as is the Gazette's policy, and notes for the record only that the Beech Lane culvert did back up twice last spring.

🔍 Fellow Sleuths Worth Following

Two picks this week, fellow sleuths, and I'll be honest—when I saw the second title, I laughed out loud, because the universe clearly read this week's Gazette before I did. Pull up a chair and a jar of something that holds its shape.

🎿 Biathlon and Betrayal—Nina Hunt

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🍓 Petals, Preserves, and Peril—Neela Snow

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✍️ Behind the Scenes

I'm still elbow-deep in Hotter than Coffee, and I'll be straight with you: this revision turned out to be a much bigger job than I bargained for. I'd rather take the extra time and get the bones right than rush a book back into your hands half-fixed—so it's taking longer, and I've made my peace with that. Foundations first. The fun stuff comes after, and I promise it's coming.

Willow 🌿

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Author, School Board member, and gluten-free baker. I write the Jenna McGregor mysteries from my home in Michigan, fueled by coffee and Peloton PRs.

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Maple Grove Gazette - May 23, 2026

Maple Grove's Only Newspaper of Record — Vol. 1 No. 6—Edited by Mr. Ellison, Town Archivist & Historian

EDITOR'S DESK — Memorial Day Weekend in Maple Grove(updated)

This weekend, Maple Grove will observe Memorial Day in the manner it has for generations—which is to say, with appropriate solemnity on Monday morning and an entirely unreasonable amount of potato salad in the afternoon.

The annual parade steps off at 11:00 a.m. sharp on Monday, led, as ever, by the surviving members of the local VFW and American Legion posts. Spectators are reminded to remove their hats as the colors pass, and to remain quiet during the moment of silence at the memorial. It is, the editor would gently note, not the occasion for cheering—however well-intentioned.

This year brings a notable expansion to the procession: the Maple Grove Junior High Band will march alongside the senior high band for the first time in recent memory. The junior high ensemble has been practicing together on the football field throughout the month. In many cases, this is the first time students have attmpted to play and march simultaneously. The Gazette is told this is more demanding than the casual observer might suppose.

Taking this event very seriously, I am told, the junior high band members have been practicing diligently outside of school as well. The Band Director, Mr. Robinson, reports that squeaks and missed notes have diminished dramatically. I have also been told that several family dogs in the vicinity now retreat to the basement when the instrument cases come out. Gordon also reports that there has been a significant uptick in the sale of STIHL PRO Protective Earmuffs.

Last week's rehearsal produced what the band director has described, with admirable restraint, as "a teaching moment” when the junior high tuba player mis-stepped during marching practice, which set off a brief but consequential domino effect along the front line of the formation. The piccolo player at the head of the line escaped with only a sprained ankle and is expected to march on Monday in a supportive brace. The tuba was less fortunate; Mr. Robinson has spent several evenings this week with a rubber mallet and a great deal of patience, removing what he describes as "the worst of it." Spectators are encouraged to applaud generously regardless. They are, after all, learning.

By Sunday afternoon the town will already have settled into that particular Memorial Day rhythm—backyard picnics on every block, lawn chairs unfolded in driveways, a steady migration toward the lake and the campgrounds. Coolers will be packed. Card games will get heated. Someone's uncle will, as ever, debate the proper temperature for grilling chicken.

The Gazette wishes safe travels to those heading out of town, and a quiet, restful weekend to those staying in. We will remember why we have the day.

📋 COMMUNITY NOTICES

Memorial Day Parade—Monday, 11:00 a.m. The parade will proceed down Main Street to the Veterans' Memorial at the cemetery. Viewing spots along the route are known to fill up early on Monday morning, and residents are encouraged to plan accordingly. The Men's Club will be placing flags along the parade route in the days leading up to the holiday.

A Reminder Regarding Chairs—Chairs and other items are not to be set out along Main Street prior to Monday morning. Anything placed along the parade route Sunday evening in an attempt to reserve space will be confiscated.

The Gazette has been advised that Charlene is currently lodging a formal complaint with the Village Council regarding this ordinance. Her separate complaint to local law enforcement from last year — concerning the disappearance of several lawn chairs and one market umbrella along the parade route — remains, regrettably, unresolved. Neither the Men's Club, the Village Council, nor the Police Department has yet acknowledged responsibility for the items' removal.

The editor would note, with no particular insinuation, that items closely resembling the chairs and umbrella in question were observed at last year's community rummage sale. Sale organizers are unable to confirm whether the items were purchased that afternoon or, alternately, donated to the local Goodwill thereafter. The Gazette will continue to follow developments as warranted.

No Parking on Main Street—Monday Parking will not be permitted along Main Street on Monday in connection with the parade. Police Chief Carter has requested that residents abide by the ordinance so that he and his officers may be spared the unpleasant task of writing tickets and arranging tows on a national holiday.

Veterans' Luncheon—VFW Hall, immediately following the parade The Ladies' Auxiliary will host the annual luncheon for veterans and their families at the VFW Hall immediately following Monday's parade. Fried chicken, iced tea, and lemonade will be provided. Attendees are kindly asked to bring a dish to pass, along with their own plates and cutlery. All veterans, their families, and members of the community are welcome.

🏛️ HISTORICAL NOTE

Long-time residents may recall the Memorial Day of an earlier decade, when the matter of chairs along Main Street first became one of village ordinance rather than neighborly understanding. For many years, the question of who arrived first to claim curbside viewing space had been settled informally—usually on Saturday evening, occasionally with raised voices, and once, the Gazette is told, with a garden hose.

It was the Village Council of 1979 (or thereabouts—the official minutes are not what one might call meticulous) that finally codified the rule: no chairs, blankets, coolers, or markers of any description to be placed along the parade route prior to Monday morning. The vote, the Gazette has been assured, was unanimous, though several residents present at the time have since suggested otherwise.

The ordinance has held, more or less, ever since. The chairs themselves, occasionally, have not.

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A new cozy launched this past Thursday and is worth grabbing before the parade starts—

Murder at the Steeplechase by Greta Sinclair—released Thursday. A jockey and his horse turn up dead at the Hillshire Farms Steeplechase, the authorities call it a tragic accident, and Hattie Leiper, naturally, has questions. (One of them is why the man died with his mouth open, as if he swallowed something. Cozy readers will understand why this matters.) Throw in a grumpy Chow Chow named Moose, a Yorkie who keeps everyone honest, a British Shorthair who refuses to be left out, and bonus recipes in the back—and you've got a Memorial-weekend kind of mystery. Greta is a multi-bestselling author and a 2025 Global Book Awards Silver Medal winner, and each Hattie & Moose book stands alone—so jump in here without worrying about the ones before.

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✍️ Behind the Scenes

Fellow sleuths, this one's a personal week in our house.

On Monday we'll be honoring Joe—my husband, a veteran of the 1st Ranger Battalion—alongside all the men and women who have served. He doesn't make a fuss about it. The rest of us do, quietly, every year.

On Sunday we'll gather four generations of our extended family at a local park for our annual kickball tournament and cookout. My niece Jenny has, once again, been relegated to the outfield. (Three years ago she took a kickball directly to the face during what was meant to be a friendly inning. Two black eyes. A solid week of sunglasses everywhere, including indoors. The family has decided one direct hit per generation is quite enough.)

And on the writing desk: Hotter than Coffee is getting a refresh I'm genuinely excited about—a stronger version of the story I wanted to tell the first time around. If all goes to plan, the new edition will be live by Tuesday. I'll let you know when.

Willow 🌿

Meet Willow

Author, School Board member, and gluten-free baker. I write the Jenna McGregor mysteries from my home in Michigan, fueled by coffee and Peloton PRs.

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